Friday, May 05, 2006

And I'm like Garfield - but coked out.

Guy 1: Is this a cool time to talk?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm always cool.
Guy 1: No, you're not.
Guy 2: Sure I am. I'm so cool, I'm like the mascot for a tobacco company. I'm Joe Cool cool.
Guy 1: You mean Joe Camel? I think Joe Cool is Snoopy.
Guy 2: I'm like Snoopy - but smoking.
Guy 1: That is pretty cool.

--Foggy Bottom


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