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British guy to group of drunken Preakness assholes on the metro: Who won Preakness?
Drunk guy: Bernardini won. Barbaro got hurt. He's going to the GLUE FACTORY! He's so fast they're going to make him into quick drying glue. BARBARO'S GOING TO BE GLUE!
British guy to fellow passenger: I'm sorry I said anything.
Fellow passenger: No man, as drunk people you can't beat them, but you can certainly join them.
(as refrains of Barbaro's going to the glue factory is heard in the background)

-- Red line at Union Station