Even if bleaching pandas resulted in a cure for AIDS, we'd be against it

Twentysomething girl 1: You're right, they really should bleach the white part of the panda bears. They're really dirty.
Twentysomething girl 2: They definitely should- for the tourists.

-- The National Zoo


Eavesdropping in the Eavesdrop offices

Office worker 1 (a chick): We should make the subject line have something to do with girls bleaching their lips.
Office worker 2 (a dude): Girls bleach their lips?
Office worker 1: Yeah their moustaches.
Office worker 2: Ohhhhhh. I was thinking, why would anyone want to kiss someone with white lips?
Office worker 1: ***cracking up***
Office worker 2: You did not just go there.

-- Eavesdrop DC top secret Headquarters