Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid...

Announcer: Helloo!!!???? Hellooo??!!! Will someone please stop the children from playing on the escalator? (no one moves to stop the children going up the down escalator)

HELLO!!! WILL SOMEONE STOP THE CHILDREN?!!!! (muffled cursing under her breath)

-- Union Station