So a Mexican, a Chinese Person, and an Indian Person walk into the House Office Building...

Congress member 1: "So are you with us on the H1, bill?"

Congress member 2: "Sure if you say it's good you know I'm with you. So, we are cuttin' back on these foreign workers…"

CM1: "No, no we're providing for more high-tech workers to help out all our companies."

CM2: "Bringing in more?"

CM1: "Not Mexicans, mostly Chinese and Indians."

CM2: "What are we doing to make sure they go back?"

CM1: "The visas only last three years, don't worry about that."

CM2: "Well, you know I support my former Chariman, we'll take a look at it."

--Hallway of Longworth House Office Building