So a Mexican, a Chinese Person, and an Indian Person walk into the House Office Building...
Congress member 1: "So are you with us on the H1, bill?"
Congress member 2: "Sure if you say it's good you know I'm with you. So, we are cuttin' back on these foreign workers…"
CM1: "No, no we're providing for more high-tech workers to help out all our companies."
CM2: "Bringing in more?"
CM1: "Not Mexicans, mostly Chinese and Indians."
CM2: "What are we doing to make sure they go back?"
CM1: "The visas only last three years, don't worry about that."
CM2:"Well, you know I support my former Chariman, we'll take a look at it."