How to Not Get a Job in 10 Days.

McLean Princess: Mom, can't you get me an Executive Assistant position for one of those big lobbying firms?
McLean Queen: Maybe sweetheart...pause...have you posted your resume on (couldn't make it out)?
McLean Princess: Haven't you seen The Devil Wears Prada?
McLean Queen: (some comment again about her resume)
McLean Princess: My resume is very impressive mother. The problem is the right people aren't looking at it.

-- McLean Balducci's