Somewhere, on the side of some road a Native American is shedding a single tear.

Scene: Staffer is walking new intern through the office - introducing her, showing her where to find office supplies, where to throw paper away.

Intern: Wow! We really go through a lot of paper don't we?

Staffer: Yep.

Intern: Where is the recycling bin?

Staffer: Oh, we don't recycle - we're Republican.