Hey Switzerland, can you hear me now?
Part of a recent conversation with a customer service rep from Verizon regarding changes to eavesdropper's residential phone service:
Verizon CSR: "This new plan includes long distance and international calling, however international calls are charged."
Eavesdropper: "So, if I want to call my friends in Switzerland, you’ll charge me for that?"
Verizon CSR: "Is that in the United States?"
Eavesdropper: "Um, no. That’s in Europe."
Verizon CSR: "Oh...."