I do not like them Sam I am, I do not like Green Eggs and Ham

Guy on cell phone: "Hi, I'm downstairs .... no no no, well, I'm downstairs ... do you want to let me come upstairs so we can talk, or do you want to go down to the car? ... No no no, I know why you're upset .... this is about the fried egg incident, isn't it?"

-Courthouse