Don't try that with Fun Dip. Bad memories man, bad bad memories.

Woman: (on phone) Ok (sneeze), I'll get some (sneeze) rest, and try (sneeze) to come in to the office (sneeze) tomorrow. Bye. (sneeze)
Man: I thought you wer e only pretending to be sick. Can you sneeze on command now?
Woman: No, I sniffed some pepper before I called the office.

-- Undisclosed location in Washington DC