Only if pedestrians get to punch people on segways. Now all we can do is mock.

Scene: Turning right on to 13th from G in rush hour.

Passenger: I wish people would cross the street faster.
Driver: Yea, it should be legal to run over pedestrians who start walking on the yellow light. Or at least punch the ones who cross in front of my car and stand there waiting for the other light. I mean, I'm in a car, you're not. Fair game.