Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Let's hug it out, Bitch!

Short, Sweat Pants Wearing, Chest Bearing, 20-Something Guy Answers Phone: "I am the captain of this team, and I’m not going to let everyone be embarrassed by you. Everyone on this team should be running less than a 4 minute mile. You’re the only one who hasn’t yet…That’s no excuse…You don’t have to be over your girlfriends all weekend. GET IT OFF YOURSELF DUDE! Get your ass to practice tomorrow morning by 4am or you are off the team!"


- Chinatown Bus from Philly to DC

2 Comments:

At 12:48 PM, Blogger rock_ninja said...

Ten bucks says he's talking about his kickball team.

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Erin said...

Also, I don't even think Olympian's run less than a 4 minute mile unless they are breaking world records.

 

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