Tom is a douchebag, but he's still my friend

Girl 1: "I can't believe she friended me on MySpace. I don't even like her. I mean, should I friend her back? If I do, does this mean that I have to talk to her? Should I be nice? I'm so confused."

Girl 2: "Yes, just friend her back. Rejection on MySpace is even worse than in real life."

--Foggy Bottom

We caved to virtual peer pressure! You can now check out EavesdropDC on MySpace: www.myspace.com/eavesdropdc. Friend us!