We really want Google to put some prophylactic ads on our site today

Drunk 20-Something: "Hey.... HEY! BACKDOOR! (gets off the back door of the bus, immediately gets back on the front) Where's myticket? I HAD my TICKET.... (suddenly looks out the window) You fuckin' without a rubber?? She been fuckin' without a rubber! That's how I got that shit!"

--70 Bus, Southbound, in front of Verizon Center