We call this the douchebag trifecta
Three quotes from the same guy at the Big Hunt:
Talking about a former relationship:
"He was the first guy who respected her after I stopped fucking her."
"If someone doesn't put a joint in my dead corpse's body if I die young, I'll be really pissed."
"She rubbed one out 3 of the 5 days in a week. She had a vibrator and everything. I know because I used it."