Tuesday, April 24, 2007

We call this the douchebag trifecta

Three quotes from the same guy at the Big Hunt:

Talking about a former relationship:
"He was the first guy who respected her after I stopped fucking her."

and

"If someone doesn't put a joint in my dead corpse's body if I die young, I'll be really pissed."

and

"She rubbed one out 3 of the 5 days in a week. She had a vibrator and everything. I know because I used it."

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2 Comments:

At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Daria said...

Seriously? It's amazing that guys like this collar-popping douche even remember to breathe.

 
At 10:53 AM, Anonymous Hyrcan said...

I think I sat at a booth next to this guy at the Melting Pot awhile back.

 

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