Some of us had better weekends than others

Two college students are walking up 23rd Street from the Mall.

Male to Female: "It was really one hell of a weekend. First, when I
was really drunk Thursday night, I went home with a guy and was
mistaken for a prostitute. Then I found out on Sunday at brunch that
my sister was offered a job at a titty bar."

Female slaps Male on arm: "WHAT? You really need to stop drinking so
much."