I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength...

Tween #1: "So we'll go shopping?"

Tween #2: "No, no, no...it's not like a mall like what you think. It's the Mall, like the definition of a mall is an open area of grass and stuff...and it has monuments and museums. That's this Mall."

Tween #1, mouth agape: "You mean we're NOT going to go shopping?!"

--Orange Line Metro between MacPherson Square and Farragut West