Can't come in today, came down with a light case of the stroke.

Angry Boss: Jeff called out sick again! I can't believe it.
Worker: Calm down, it's not completely his fault.
Angry Boss: But this is the second time he's called out sick in a week! He's hurting us! He's hurting the company!
Worker: Well, he can't help that he has a heart attack issue.

--Canal Square, Georgetown