It's okay; EavesdropDC totally makes fun of popped collars too.
Scene: Two guys in line at ATM. A third guy, whom they apparently don't know, is using the machine.
Guy 1: You were so out of control last night!
Guy 2: I know! I was totally drunk, wasn't I? I'm totally still hung over.
Guy 1: You totally had me cracking up.
Guy 2: ... Oh my God, I just remembered. I think I totally called out this one guy for having one of those annoying-ass popped collars!
[Guy at ATM, who is wearing a popped collar, turns around and glares at them.]
Guy 2: Uh, hi. Wow, that's embarrassing. I have completely and totally lost my inside voice right now, haven't I?
Guy 1: Uh, I think so.
-- ATM in 7-11, Logan Circle