Be careful, you don't want to end up like Halle Berry

A middle-aged couple is commenting on various Halloween yard decorations. The man complains about a set of scarecrows. The woman complains that her companion is a "Scrooge."

Man: Scrooge is for Christmas.

Woman: Exactly. You're a Scrooge and it's only Halloween.

Man: What do you mean? I love Christmas.

Woman: Who doesn't love Christmas.

Man (after a short pause): Um....the Jews.