I'm a little envious and a little nauseated all at the same time.

Nurse: "Do you have insurance?"

Girl: "I have no idea. I bet you hear that all the time huh?"

Nurse: "Well, you are going to have to come back sometime next week, but not between 1-2 pm. The doctor is on her lunch break then.

Girl: "Oh, I'm still asleep then. And isn't lunch like at 4 or 5 pm anyways?"

--DC Doctor's Office

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