Meet Mister Q; he is Quiet.
A whole crew of college-aged girls on Massachusetts Avenue near Dupont:
Chick 1: What does CVS stand for anyway?
Chick 2: I think it stands for Customer Value and Service.
Chick 3: I think it stands for Care, Volunteer, and Safety.
Chick 2: No, actually I think it stands for Quality, Satisfaction, and ...
Other Chicks: Quality starts with a Q, you dumbass!