Wait, I don't get it. Isn't this how everyone spends their weekends? It's how I spend mine. And Matchbox is lovely.

Professionally dressed blond woman in her late twenties, talking on
cell phone: "There's this really nice restaurant that I have to take
you to - Matchbox. It's in Chinatown. We should go there soon. We should go there tomorrow. It's really lovely. And then we should go somewhere and get drunk."

-Orange line platform, Metro Center