Omigosh, you totally got me

GW Student #1: I hear there are new Starbucks cups
GW Student #2: oh really???? I am so excited
GW Student #1: hahaha
GW Student #2: ....not in the least
GW Student #1: they are like curved so you can hold them easier without spilling
GW Student #2: oh hell now I actually AM excited
Gw Student #1: HAHA
Gw Student #2: I am so pathetic
Gw Student #1: good cuz I just made that up, there are new cups but I have no idea if they are shaped differently