Til death do us part
Leaving the office, two coworkers chatting idly, in the background, a homeless man shouts incoherently while rattling the Express newspaper box:
Coworker #1: Awww... I missed this guy. He hasn't been around for a while.
Coworker #2: Have you been listening to what he's saying?
Homeless man: (incoherent.... then, loudly:) ....so that they can learn the Declaration of Independence! To love and to cherish, to have and to hold..... (mumble, mumble)
On Connecticut Ave NW, between K and L
Labels: Residentially Challenged
1 Comments:
Ah yes, I know this guy. He says the randomest shit.
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