Haha! You have to resort to gimmicks to find love (I'm so lonely)

Thursday night at the Dupont Circle metro stop:

"Hurry! We're going to be late for speed dating!" - 20-something guy yelling frantically to his female buddy who was stuck at the metro turnstile.

"SHHHHHHHHHHHH!" - Female Buddy turning bright red as she shushed him and wrestled with the ticket taker.