AND his middle name is Hussein!
Location: Green line near Columbia Heights
Crazy man: You better believe that a black man just rocked your world! And his name is Barack Obama! And he stole the White House from right under your white nose!
Kid in GW shirt: Sir, I voted for Barack Obama.
Crazy man: Yeah, well, I bet you didn't know he was black!
Kid in GW shirt: I bet you didn't know he was half-white.