Be careful - spies are trained liars
Guy #1: "You know what sucks about our jobs?"
Guy #2: "What's that?"
Guy #1: "Picking up women. It's hard to talk about what we do when we can't talk about what we do!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, I find I have to resort to other things and avoid the job question at bars."
Guy #1: "I'm relegated to saying, 'I have a job. It's recession proof. Wanna see what my bed and a Magnum condom looks like?'"
Guy #2: "Hey that's not bad..."
-Leaving a not-to-be-named intelligence agency by a not-be-named eavesdropper
posted by EavesdropDC @ 11:13 AM
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2 Comments:
I could tell you my secrets to getting laid, but then I'd have to kill you. ;-)
Those people always say that they work for the DOD, anyway.
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