You are what you wear...

Girl # 1: Hey this is my friend (didn't catch the name).
Drunk guy: Hey.
Girl # 1: Hey doesn't (name) just look hot? Not everyone can wear green but she can.
Drunk guy: Yeah she can. (to girl in green) It makes you look like a slut.
Girl in green: Uh...
Drunk guy: No!! You've got a great personality, too.

-- Capitol hill bar