If only they could figure out how to install a crayon sharpener on the side of the bus

Discussing school boards...

Man 1: "Well, the state controls salaries and hours... there's really not much left for them to decide. of course someone jokingly suggested the color of the school buses."

Man 2: "Though federal law probably says they have to be yellow."

Man 1: "Either that or it's a contract with the Crayola company."

--On the shuttle at Dulles Airport