Tuesday, January 30, 2007

That's why I dye my chest hair.

Guy (holding up packs of underwear): So what do you think, grey, or colored patterns?
Girl: I'm not sure I'm feeling the grey.
Guy: Really? I think grey goes well my skin tone better, personally.
Girl: You're not seriously talking about trying to match your underwear to your skin tone, are you?
Guy: Missy, if you're allowed to color-coordinate your bra and panties, I'm allowed to make sure my underwear doesn't clash with my skin palette!

--Target, Potomac Yards


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