Monday, February 26, 2007

A "stuck on the metro" two-for-one

Two girls on the Orange line around Metro Center:

Girl 1: Girl get off me, you know I don't like hookers.
Girl 2: Yeah, well I don't like Chinese people.
Girl 1: Do I look Chinese to you?
Girl 2: I was just letting you know.

About two minutes later, two teens start talking about Howard University

Teen 1: You know, they should have a pretty good basketball team.
Teen 2 (pauses, looks uncomfortable) You mean because they're black?
Teen 1: Well, yeah. Do you think I'd be an outcast if I went there?
Teen 2: Probably.



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