The Ted Kennedy Memorial would have a bridge, not a waterfall.
Tourist #1: The Ted Kennedy Memorial should be around here somewhere.
Tourist #2: What?
Tourist #1: You know, it's supposed to have waterfalls and stuff.
Tourist #2: I think you mean the Teddy Roosevelt Memorial.
Tourist #1: Wait, then who is Ted Kennedy? I know I've heard that name before.
Tourist #2: That's because he was a president in like the 50s or something.
-Tidal Basin
Labels: Tourons (Tourist + Moron)
posted by EavesdropDC @ 1:32 PM
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3 Comments:
Best title for a post EVER.
Eavesdrop DC must be allergic to comedy. these quotes are barely jokes
We're allergic to one thing and that's haterade.
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