Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Ted Kennedy Memorial would have a bridge, not a waterfall.

Tourist #1: The Ted Kennedy Memorial should be around here somewhere.
Tourist #2: What?
Tourist #1: You know, it's supposed to have waterfalls and stuff.
Tourist #2: I think you mean the Teddy Roosevelt Memorial.
Tourist #1: Wait, then who is Ted Kennedy? I know I've heard that name before.
Tourist #2: That's because he was a president in like the 50s or something.

-Tidal Basin



At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best title for a post EVER.

At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eavesdrop DC must be allergic to comedy. these quotes are barely jokes

At 5:04 PM, Blogger EavesdropDC said...

We're allergic to one thing and that's haterade.


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