You didn't know that Che was an eskimo?

On AA flight to Dallas-Ft. Worth:

Dumb blonde pointing out the window at an Alaskan Airlines jet: Oh look-- you can fly here from Cuba! You could never do that in DC.

Guy friend: What are you talking about? You can't fly here from Cuba.

Dumb blonde: Yes, you can-- look over there. That's a Cuban airliner!

Guy friend: Um, no it's not.

Dumb blonde: Then why is there a picture of Che Guevara on it, Mr. Smartypants?