Hey dude, I got a $4,000,000 bill I'll sell you . . . gimme a call; let's talk.

Guy at counter of a Chevy Chase Bank:

Guy: "So... do you guys have bills higher than $100?"

Teller: "No sir we don't."

Guy: "Where can I get bills higher than $100?"

Teller: "Well, you can go on Ebay. They sell $1,000 and $1,000,000 bills!"

Guy: "Can I exchange them here if I get one?"

Teller: "No you can't."