Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hope you don't mind if I steal that for next time I get called up.

Overheard in line at a law firm cafeteria in the West End

Customer: I gotta figure out a way to get out of jury duty next week.

Cook: Whenever I have jury duty, I always just tell them that I have a chronic health problem.

Customer: What do you say you have?

Cook: I tell them I smoke crack!


At 6:27 PM, Blogger Kat said...

HAH. Solid gold.

I don't comment on every one of these posts, but every single one of them makes me laugh. You have one awesome blog.


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