They're not even a real country anyway.

Overheard while walking by the Newseum as a group of rowdy middle school kids were exiting from a tour.

Kid 1: Look it's Canada! (Takes off from group and runs over to the Canadian Embassy, runs up stairs, gets to the top and throws open arms wide.)

"Blaaaaaame Canada!"

Kids in class go wild and start chanting "Blame Canada, Blame Canada, Blame Canada."