This job sounds pretty legen . . . wait for it . . . and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

Overheard in a certain library on the Hill.

Early-20-something researcher to late-20-something editor:
"You know, the hours [a certain library on the Hill] pays you while you watch bootleg movies and episodes of "How I Met You Mother" is basically your share of the stimulus plan."