Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room... Just for fun.

Not very attractive girl 1: Oh I totally love your shirt.
Not very attractive girl 2: Oh yeah, I'm wearing it because I'm going to see ____ tonight.
NVAG1: Oh, you don't have to worry- you could show up in a full body suit and a mask and he'd still be totally into you.
NVAG3: Yeah totally. You could show up in a sack, a potato sack and he'd be all about you.

-- Washington Circle