Yeah, but are they hotter than my imaginary girlfriend?

Guy #1, at bar drinking alone.

Guy 2: Hi, see my friends over there? The girls?
Guy 1: Umm... yeah.
Guy 2: They think you are cute. Depending on how much you drink, they're 5's and 6's.
Guy 1: Ummm... I'm here with my girlfriend.

-- Play Nakid Kickball happy hour