Friday, July 07, 2006

Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire.

[Short Middle-Aged Man and Tall Middle-Aged Man shove onto crowded metro car as doors are closing. Continue jockeying for space as train moves.]

Tall Guy: "There's no need to compensate for being short by being rude."
Short Guy: "If you say one more word to me, you're gonna be sorry!"

[Both get off to "tattle" to train conductor at next stop]

-Orange Line


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