Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire.
[Short Middle-Aged Man and Tall Middle-Aged Man shove onto crowded metro car as doors are closing. Continue jockeying for space as train moves.]
Tall Guy: "There's no need to compensate for being short by being rude."
Short Guy: "If you say one more word to me, you're gonna be sorry!"
[Both get off to "tattle" to train conductor at next stop]