It's on the corner of 2 streets, one is a letter and the other is a number. No, one is a state, and the other is a number. No, wait...

Tourist lady (with husband): Where is the courthouse?
Local chick: Well, there are many courthouses.
Tourist lady (after consulting husband): The federal courthouse.
Local chick: Uh, there are many federal courthouses.
Tourist lady (after consulting husband): The Court of Federal Claims.
Local chick: Hmm... I'm actually not sure where that one is....
Tourist lady (after consulting husband again): Apparently it's near the park. Can you just tell me where the park is?
Local chick: Uh, there are many parks.

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