Tis a far, far better thing to be a doorker than an escalefter.

teen tourist girl 1: Gah, that lady was such an escalefter!
teen tourist girl 2: Ugh, I know! Doesn't she know that you don't just stand there on the left side? Gosh.
teen tourist girl 1: Whatever, so where's this zoo?

discussing at the top of the Metro Center escalator as many try to maneuver around them: