Yeah, their weather sucks because you're not a member. Today's the last day to join!

Homeless Man (to Preppy Girl): "Hey, girl! Where's your coat?"

Preppy Girl: "Um, at home, sir."

Homeless Man: "But it's cold out! Damn, girl. Don't you listen to WTOP?"

Preppy Girl: "No, sir. WETA."

Homeless Man: "Man, their weather ain't worth shit."

--outside St. Matthew's Cathedral