Survivor: Olney, MD
Two woman on Red Line to Glenmont.
Woman 1: "I need to get into one of those sleeper cells"
Woman 2: "What?!"
Woman 1: "You know one of those beds where you can control how firm it is, cause [my husband] likes it too firm."
Woman 2: "No you mean the sleep number bed. Sleeper cells are terrorists groups. You get into a sleeper cell and you would be sleeping at Gitmo on the floor."
Woman 1: "The bed is so hard that it feels like that. See I am so toughened by this bed thing, I could survive Gitmo if I had to sleep on the floor."
Woman 2" "You are from Olney--You couldn't survive the Green Line let alone Gitmo!"
Labels: Metro
2 Comments:
That is toooo funny!!!
So true! Wide lawns and narrow minds is the motto of Olney. I can totally see how someone from Olney thinks that sleeping on an uncomfortable bed is comparable to a torture camp like Gitmo!
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