Yay for creepy sports metaphors!
Guy to another guy: Dude, she's way out of your league. She's in the major's and you're a tee-ball coach with questionable photos on your computer.
Labels: Metro
posted by EavesdropDC @ 2:58 PM
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That's actually pretty f***ing good! I'd have been proud to have thought it up myself, but in my case I'm usually lucky if the delay between opportunity and witty retort is less than five seconds. Oh well. :-(
That was stolen from Jim Norton from the Opie & Anthony show one time. I forgot what the context was, but I distinctly remember hearing it because I've stolen it myself.
Aw; LAME! LOL
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