Prize to whoever comes up with the funniest guess for what she might do*
Girl on cell phone outside of Eckles Library, on GW's Mt Vernon Campus:
"Are you joking? If I do that a horde of socially maladjusted freshmen will come after me, kill me, and I'll deserve it."
*And by prize, we mean EavesdropDC's undying love, but we still, that's something, right?