Adrian! Rocky! Adrian! Rocky! Lincoln?
Lincoln Memorial steps.
Two tourists (men) are walking up the steps. One starts running up the stairs singing the Rocky theme song. He finally gets to the top and starts spinning around, waving arms up in the air and still singing. His friend finally arrives and shakes his head at him.
Tourist 1: "Dude, wrong steps. Wrong city."
Labels: Dumb dudes, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)
posted by EavesdropDC @ 1:39 PM
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4 Comments:
All of these are great...
Here's one from a guy in leather pants and Seinfeld-ish puffy shirt on the corner of Colesville and Spring St.
"god damn, it is so hot out here"
no shit Jim Morrison.
what a loser.
Hey, I did that once!
Then again, I was only 7.
I recently heard some teenage tourists at the other end of the Mall discussing travel destinations.
"Italy is, like, gelato central. It's pretty nice."
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