Ode to post-college drinking.

Tuesday August 1, 2006 11:15 pm

Drunk guy on OnTap bus trip: Guys, I can't go to work tomorrow, I'm gonna call my boss. (whips out cell phone, calls boss's cell phone)
Drunk guy to boss: Hey man, I'm not going to make it into work tomorrow.
(Boss responds, we can hear part of his conversation): Why? Where are you? What are you doing?
Drunk guy: I'm on a school bus!! I'm on a school bus!!
Boss: What?
Drunk guy: I'm on a school bus! Where's the appletini mix?

-- Bus trip returning from Guster concert