Washington DC, it's as easy as 1-2-3, simple as do-re-mi (except for that whole J street thing).

Note from eavesdropper:
These girls were not the usual crowd, even for evening rush hour.

Pretty Girl 1: Wait! I think we missed our stop!
Pretty Girl 2: No, we're getting off at P St. This is N.
Pretty Girl 1: (after a pause, angrily) Whatever, I forgot the alphabet.

-- 14th Street Bus